Monday, June 30, 2008

You gave away too much, now I know

A melancholy set of songs.


Mixwit
  1. Fleet Foxes - Mykonos
  2. Electrelane - Saturday
  3. Days - Simple Thing
  4. Caribou - Melody Day
  5. Northern Portrait - Crazy
  6. Jose Gonzalez - Killing For Love
  7. The Hollies - On A Carousel
  8. Chad & Jeremy - A Summer Song
  9. Modest Mouse - Baby Blue Sedan
  10. Kristen Shirts - I Won't Share You

Rock Band 2 announced

IGN has the scoop on Rock Band 2. The best part? Your Rock Band 1 DLC will work in Rock Band 2 and your Rock Band 2 DLC will work in Rock Band 1.

I hope the new drums are quiet and wireless -- that alone would make me want to buy another bundle of plastic instruments so I could get rid of the others. I also hope that I can still use my Guitar Hero III guitar in RB2. It's doubtful, but this quote gives me a small glimmer of hope:
"We're also actively welcoming new peripheral makers to make instruments for our game. Just like real instruments, we want players to be able to choose what instruments they use, and we'll be expanding the choice of players alongside Rock Band 2."
Check out the new Rock Band guitar:
I hope they offer a maple fretboard version, but then I'm picky. I think Fender guitars only look right when they have maple fretboards. And if it's bird's eye maple, well, then I'll just be tickled.

Also, check out what the 2.4 patch will bring to PS3. It finally has more of the functionality that the 360 already has like achievements and in-game soundtracks. I'm not complaining or gloating about it, I'm just saying that stuff should be standard.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Garbhad's Return

There's nothing like waking up to some great news: Diablo III is real and there's even screenshots and videos to prove it! I was really just expecting a logo and maybe a lame sound effect of Diablo laughing. Instead we get this greatness:
- The official website with screens, videos, wallpapers, etc.
- The announcement from ShackNews
- The announcement from 1UP
- Class gameplay from GameVideos

I can't really be bothered to pontificate on all this right now, I'm just too exited! So go ahead and check out all the videos and so forth.

Also, for the good of your soul, check out Wall-E!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Batman: Gotham Knight Review

One of the first things that comes to mind when watching Gotham Knight is that it obviously had a lot of money put into it. This is not some direct-to-DVD effort you'd expect from anyone else. DC managed to make something of quality, much in the way they managed for The New Frontier. (And according to the special features section, the next franchise to get this treatment is Wonder Woman.)

The art style is very clean and contemporary. The backgrounds themselves are gorgeous, but I don't care for the anime character stylings. I mean, it's just odd seeing Bruce Wayne as some anime pretty boy with a puny chin. Still, I don't really fault the film for that. It's the style they chose to use and at least it's not cheaply done. For further excursions into the DC Universe, however, I would greatly appreciate something inspired by the comics themselves. For example, I'd love to see The Long Halloween and Dark Victory come to DVD in the same fashion. Or an original full-length movie drawing from Matt Wagner's style as seen in Batman and the Mad Monk and Batman and the Monster Men.

So it looks nice, but the six story segments aren't very good. They're supposed to be interconnected, and really, that's a misnomer. Just because a villain shows up here and there and you can see a very broad arc doesn't really make it part of the same story. And besides, each iteration portrays Batman in entirely different forms. (Heck, in the very first segment, we get to see Batman style similar to Kelley Jones' style as seen in Red Rain.)

But back to the story... I remember reading some hype for Gotham Knight in which one of the directors stated that his segment was inspired by Christopher Nolan's Memento. This excited me greatly because A) Memento is a brilliant movie and B) it meant that Gotham Knight was getting a mature and intricate storyline. Sadly, this is false. The first segment bears no resemblance to Memento in any way, other than the story progressing backwards. The other segments aren't really impressive either, although they get better as the movie progresses. Really, the stories only capture a small part of Batman's essence.

I am thankful that none of the stories feature any of the clutter that turns me off in a lot of Batman comics, which is the inclusion of Azrael, the Huntress, the Oracle, etc. To me, Batman works best as a singular (I have seen Robin utilized well from time-to-time) and as a detective story. In Gotham Knight, Batman is really only used as a mysterious shadow-figure of urban legend and a martial artist. It's dissapointing, but not a fatal flaw.

One spot of gleaming good news for Batman fans, however, is the inclusion of Kevin Conroy (who played Batman in the early '90s animated series). To me, he is how Batman/Bruce Wayne should sound. In Gotham Knight, he doesn't really do that voice. I think that instead of doing that, he tried to do variations that matched the various forms that Batman is portrayed as in the film. So, while it's not the exact voice you remember, it is still him.

While Gotham Knight isn't the best portrayal of Batman in the world (and it certainly fails to live up to the best from the '90s animated series), I think that if you're a Batman fan, it's definitely worth renting. It didn't affect my excitement for The Dark Knight at all, but I don't think anything could get me more (or less) excited for that movie.

Overall Grade:
B-

That'd make a great name for a blog...

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

The Audacity!

I just booted up Batman: Gotham Knight and I got treated to a new anti-piracy video from Warner Bros. At first, I thought it was just a charming trailer for some new Blu-Ray edition of The Wizard of Oz or something (which I would gladly watch). Instead they use the classic movie to promote their message: Piracy is bad, and you're a bunch of filthy fucking criminals, mmkay?

I've seen anti-piracy commercials before, but this one is the most absurd. In it, we" the public, play the roles of the Cowardly Lion, the Tin Man, Dorothy and Toto (can't forget Toto!). We're bad people. Yes, I know. Somehow Judy Garland is a fiend from the seven depths of hell in this video. What's even crazier, however, is that the MPAA/Warner Bros. chooses to portray itself as "The Great and Powerful Oz" (as opposed to the kindly old wizard at the end of the film). That's right! They choose the maniacal, green head of fire and brimstone to be their avatar.

Clearly their message is of fear and they don't care to disguise it -- they totally don't mind being portrayed as some big brother monstrosity that rules out of dread and terror. Honestly, this is the kind of shit that makes me want to pirate movies. How could you have so little respect for the people that keep you in business? I guess it's just easier to assume everyone is a pirate, isn't it? You don't even need any real evidence to take us to court, do you?

Dubai is F'n Crazy Pt. IX

digg and diggnation have a history with Dubai. There are tons of crazy stories about the ambitious city, and this one is the latest: An Italian architect plans on building a moving skyscraper there. The architect says that "This building never looks the same, not once in a lifetime." So imagine a skyscraper that's part Rubik's Cube and you've pretty much got the idea. Crazy, crazy stuff.

If all this comes to bear fruit, Dubai is going to be one amazing place to visit in the future.

The Most Logical Thing You Could Do

1UP posted its Five Reasons We Think Diablo III Will Be Announced. If this is true, I'll be ever so happy. Also, if this is true, Mythos is going to have the wind taken out of its sails. It should have launched the public beta a few months ago. (It's still sadly in closed beta.)

Just as long as the announcement isn't another fucking WoW expansion pack...

Zero Punctuation - June 25, 2008


Yahtzee does Metal Gear Solid 4. But what's the deal with the Escapist tacking on ads that last longer than the actual programming at the end? Fucking annoying.

Jake and Amir at the Park


At least internet televison doesn't take the summer off... Lazy networks.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Out of Vanity

Another mix for everyone to enjoy. I'm working on an '80s prom mix and an angry metal mix too. See? I can do other things... I just choose not to.

Mixwit

If one of the songs doesn't load, press back inside the player and hopefully it will.
  1. Neutral Milk Hotel - King Of Carrot Flowers Pt. One
  2. Neutral Milk Hotel - King Of Carrot Flowers Pts. Two & Three
  3. Eisley - Like The Actors
  4. Cartridge - The Woods
  5. The Swimmers - Heaven
  6. Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin - Modern Mystery
  7. Death Cab For Cutie - Grapevine Fires
  8. The Shins - Kissing the Lipless
  9. Badly Drawn Boy - Fall in a River
  10. Elliott Smith - Waltz #1

Quit teasing me!

I booted up the 360 and saw an advertisement to download the Tales of Vesperia demo. I thought it was only available in Asia! So that made me quite giddy. The problem is, I click on it, then I get error message #80153005 and it won't let me. So, I look for it in the game demos section. No luck. Why isn't it in there?

It seems I just have to be lucky enough to see the advertisement. But then it doesn't work... Fucking tease! Then again, it doesn't even show up on Major Nelson, so I wonder if it's a glitch that it's showing up at all.

So all I've got to look forward today is playing the Pixies' "Monkey Gone to Heaven" in Rock Band (I haven't got enough MS Points to buy some of the other songs). Which, to be sure, is pretty awesome, but I want to play Tales of Vesperia, dammit!

Monday, June 23, 2008

Thinking about Zelda 8

The Wind Waker is unquestionably my favorite Zelda game. Some people may think the art style is too kiddy, but I think it's super charming and, in the future, it might hold up better than Twilight Princess' more realistic approach (those textures already look dated to me). Still, I like both styles. So! For the 8th console Zelda, I propose that they incorporate both art styles. Use cel shading, but also go for the more mature Link aesthetic. What I'm thinking is akin to the upcoming 2008 Prince of Persia game.
Even if I have no interest in playing the new Prince of Persia, I quite like the art style of the game. I think if the cartoonish-ness was played up more, it would really work for a new Zelda as well. And let's be realistic, the Wii is not a graphical powerhouse, so doing cel shading again would hide it's shortcomings in this regard. Then again, it's possible that we might not even see a new Zelda for the Wii. Maybe Nintendo will produce a proper HD console by then.

George Carlin is dead

How could you not go in with an ace high?

Because I can't think of anything to write... Scenes from Curb Your Enthusiasm:





Sunday, June 22, 2008

Station to Station

This is officially one of the coolest "games" I've seen for the Nintendo DS:

Please, please, please let this come to America! It's not like we have any other DS games to buy. I'd actually like it if a game soundtrack was composed of nothing but music from the DS-10. It's both contemporary and old school at the same time. I love it!

Saturday, June 14, 2008

The Return Of Clash At Demonhead

This week, iFanboy is all about Scott Pilgrim.

Soon, I will possess Volume 4 and I can tell you how much more awesome the awesome is.

I'm tired and my eyes feel like they're filled with chlorine, so I bid you adieu.

On The Level

I put some feedback into Mixwit and was surprised to get a personal e-mail in response from one of the co-founders. He told me to expect imeem and last.fm support down the line. How exciting! I think it's quite inspirational to know that the people behind the service care. Props to them.

Now, if Google would just respond back to me about having tabs in Gmail so that you can view multiple accounts and also have a merged inbox all within the same window without having to log in and out... It's bloody brilliant and they know it.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Three Mini Reviews

Joy Division
Sure, I like Joy Division well enough. Like just about every one else, I was first exposed via "Love Will Tear Us Apart", which is unarguably one of the finest pop songs of the '80s. I'm somewhat familiar with the band's history, and that's kind of the problem with this movie. If you've read the Wikipedia entry on the band, then really, you're learning nothing new with this film. It's not all that insightful or filled with lurid details. It's a bit full of itself sometimes, but that's okay. As someone who enjoys band biographies immensely (I wish VH1 would show Behind the Music again), this is a bit of a let down.
Overall Grade: C

Super High Me
Doug Benson is a comedian who's most famous for being on VH1 and being part of the Marijuana-Logues. Not a bad way to make a living, I guess. Anyhow, a crew of filmmakers decided to make good on a concept for one of Doug's jokes: What if, like Morgan Spurlock in Super Size Me, Doug did nothing for thirty days but smoke weed? First off, where can I land a similar gig? Secondly, for such a throw away kind of joke, it actually makes an interesting movie. It alternates between shots of Doug doing his standup and hanging out with his group of comic friends (Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt, Zach Galifinakis, Brian Posehn, David Cross, etc.) to Doug being examined by doctors and psychic experts to interviews with dispensary owners and other interesting people. I laughed, I thought, I was green with envy. (Man, that's an unintentionally bad pot joke. Sorry.)
Overall Grade: B+

Be Kind Rewind
Michel Gondry is known for producing visually interesting films that blur the lines of dream and reality. If you haven't seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind or The Science of Sleep, I highly recommend that you do. There's a sort of romantic, young-at-heart thing going on that I really relate to in those movies. Be Kind Rewind doesn't have much of that going on. What it does have is some charm, and really, that's its only saving grace. One complaint is that Mos Def is not really someone who should be acting, as much I hate to sound mean. Or maybe it has more to do with the characters not being fully fleshed out. I like Jack Black well enough, but he's definitely not at his best here. The story is one we've seen time and time again, but the best parts of the movie are the ones where we see the characters recreating scenes from famous movies. A big disapointment, but it won't detract me from wanting to see what Michel Gondry will create next.
Overall Grade: C+

What a beautiful face I have found in this place

Another day, another mix.


Mixwit
Songs I couldn't find:
Ride Your Bike - This Car is Hot as Hell

I started putting songs that don't fit with the mix's current mood into a separate playlist for later so that I won't be scrounging for ideas and going through song after song.
  1. Rilo Kiley - Don't Deconstruct
  2. Elliott Smith - Pitseleh
  3. Eisley - In the Aeroplane Over the Sea (Acoustic Neutral Milk Hotel Cover)
  4. Sufjan Stevens - The Dress Looks Nice On You
  5. Thao & The Get Down Stay Down - Beat (Health, Life and Fire)
  6. Elf Power - Paralyzed
  7. MGMT - Pieces of What
  8. Okay - My

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I Hate XKCD

XKCD is a terrible webcomic (is that redundant?) featuring stick figures talking about things that make people who use Linux feel clever. And I fucking hate seeing it on digg. It's on there all the time. It never fails to make the top stories that day. I don't get how so many people could find it funny. In other words, XKCD is the Larry The Cable Guy of webcomics. It degrades us all.

Other terrible webcomics? CTRL+ALT+DEL, VG Catz, PvP, User Friendly -- the list goes on. I actually used to read Real Life Comics and PvP quite regularly. Now I feel ashamed that I did. I've nothing against the creators of those comics (they seem like decent people), and they may even have some funny moments, but really, they're quite "blah".

Some poor soul out there actually takes the trouble to tell you why a lot of these webcomics are so terrible. Bless him, 'cause I haven't the patience or a vocabulary filled with enough vile.

Really the only webcomics I fully enjoy are Penny Arcade, The Perry Bible Fellowship, and Garfield Minus Garfield. And I don't care, because that's enough.

I Get Refilled To My Ears

Remember that angry blog post from earlier about how it's stupid that Microsoft charges for TV shows and what not through Xbox Live? Well, guess what? Hulu now has full episodes of The Colbert Report and The Daily Show for free. They also have Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

So, I reiterate: Why is Microsoft charging for this? Please, I won't mind ads all that much. Just make sure I don't have to pay for what I can get for free (and legally to boot!). Seriously, they're charging about 100 to 140 points per episode. 100 points equates to $1.25! Assuming you bought a season of 14 episodes, you'd be paying $17.49 to $24.49 for something you can get for free. That's ridiculous.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

My Heart's The Bitter Buffalo

Another mix for ya!

You can listen to some of the songs I couldn't find on last.fm:
The Bird and the Bee - Come As You Were
Tears for Fears - Last Days On Earth
RINGS - RIPeace
  1. Modest Mouse - Heart Cooks Brain
  2. Death Cab For Cutie - Your New Twin Sized Bed
  3. Stars - Take Me to the Riot
  4. Pinback - Good To Sea
  5. Say Hi - Northwestern Girls
  6. Band of Horses - The General Specific
  7. Bright Eyes - Coat Check Dream Song
  8. The New Pornographers - Myriad Harbor
  9. Cat Stevens - Here Comes My Baby
  10. Teitur - Catherine The Waitress
  11. The Beatles - No Reply
  12. The Smashing Pumpkins - Slow Dawn
  13. The Smiths - There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Fiery Fiesta

Just seeing what Mixwit is like. I might make some other mixes and post them when I feel like it. I don't know if this is the best way to go about this or not. So far it's the best solution I could find to posting mixes. Mixwit is far prettier than Muxtape, plus it has an actual GUI.

  1. Eisley - Come Clean
  2. Elliott Smith - Angel in the Snow
  3. Elliott Smith - No Name #1
  4. Final Fantasy - This Is the Dream of Win and Regine
  5. Final Fantasy - This Modern Love (Bloc Party Cover)
  6. The Hot Toddies - Wet Dream
  7. Peter Bjorn & John - Young Folks
  8. Jens Lekman - A Postcard To Nina
  9. Timid Owls - Said Sadly
  10. The Smashing Pumpkins - French Movie Theme

Ninja Gaiden II Demo Impressions

I grew up with Ninja Gaiden. Those games where impossible, but I couldn't tell you how many times I rented the Ninja Gaiden Trilogy for the SNES even though I could never manage my way past the first few levels in each game. That said, first of all, I don't know why this new game isn't called Ninja Gaiden 5. I was trying to relate to a co-worker about playing the original game, but clearly we where talking about two completely different games. I was referring to the NES original and he was referring to the Xbox game. Anyway, naming aside, I think Ninja Gaiden II could have probably been an excellent game. Why isn't it, then?

First off, it has the worst camera I've experienced in any game that I've ever played. That is not hyperbole. The right button tries to be a quick fix for this (I guess it's quite telling when the creators felt that is was their obligation to make a "fix me" button), but it doesn't work well at all. You will get stuck in corners unable to see anything but walls and you will be spinning the camera around and around as you battle through narrow corridors. (The oft-maligned Kingdom Hearts camera is perfectly pleasant in comparison.)

Secondly, look at those breasts. How can I take a game seriously when it's only purpose for including a female is to show off some tits and some silly physics engine that makes them jiggle? Thirdly (and this is related to the second point), the art style is terrible. The 1UP crew has likened Ninja Gaiden's art style to Power Rangers (the same can be said of the voice acting). It's immature and laughable besides being just plain garish. Again, how can I take it seriously? That and all of Team Ninja's females look like they have brain tumors. Look at Dead or Alive. I would include a picture as example, but let me save you some pain by saying "Don't Google it!" You'll only come across a lot of disgusting fan art and hentai. It's fitting I suppose.

Ninja Gaiden does do one thing right though: It makes you feel like a badass. The weapons all feel very different and somehow manage to make you feel the inertia that each possesses. It's quite a thing to see your bladed shoe get stuck in an enemy head, then you jerk about a few times before eviscerating the poor fellow. It's also very satisfying to kill an enemy in one slice every so often. The controls feel precise, and if the camera is actually in the right place, you'll feel like you're doing some amazing acrobatic moves in response to the enemies around you.

Now, I hear that the new Ninja Gaidens are extremely difficult and require strategy, patience and an intimate knowledge of the controls, and I can certainly see that. I imagine the demo's difficulty is very low so that it's more accessable. On this more "dumbed down" level, I felt pretty comfortable. I don't really have a desire to develop a greater sense of the minutae behind the game's mechanics, however. As such, high level Ninja Gaiden play doesn't really interest me. I don't think I'd be willing to put in the time or effort to do more than play the first hour or so. I don't know. It's just not as appealing as actually getting better at playing Street Fighter or something like that. For some it may be, but for me the camera is just such a turn off and also a hindrance to becoming better in the first place. That, and I get the feeling that the game could get to feeling repetitive with just wave after wave of enemies.

So that's that. Ninja Gaiden II just isn't a compelling game to me. Not even for a rental. I might have come to the same conclusion with God of War had there been a demo of it. My take on on God of War was essentially "Good for the first hour, then it's the same crap over and over." At least God of War had a fixed camera though.

That'll Be 1600 Space Bucks

Annoyance: Why do I have to pay for things on Xbox Live that are free elsewhere? Watching episodes of GameTrailers TV is free with my internet browser, yet you bastards have the audacity to charge me for them because I want to watch them on my TV. If I really wanted to, I could download them and then watch them on my 360 via TVersity. So... What's the point?

Why do I have to pay for TV shows that I get to see multiple times a day with cable? 'Cause let me tell you, as great as it is, The Colbert Report isn't worth the space money you're charging for it. That sucker comes on at least three times a day. And guess what, I can watch [adult swim] in my web browser for free as well. What's so hard about having free ad-supported television on Xbox Live?

Don't even get me started on how stupid it is to pay for things like themes and gamer pictures.

I could apply this to Sony as well I guess. Paying $3 an episode of Qore? Eh... If it didn't like Veronica Belmont so much, I'd be laughing at the idea.

I don't know why I'm being so negative, since I'm kind of in a good mood. I guess it's just easier to bitch about things than to praise them. I love Xbox Live for the most part, but these are just some of the small things that confound me. Well, at least the Xbox has an actual, feature-rich online service that IS worth paying the modest fee for it.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Amusing Thoughts On Metal Gear?!

After doing some thinking about the 1UP Show's RSVP episode with Erik Wolpaw (the brilliant writer behind Psychonauts and Portal), and now that I'm starting to listen to Retronaut's podcast on Metal Gear, something came to mind.

In a few interviews (including the RSVP special), Eric stated that he essentially thought that Portal's story turned out so well because he stripped away as much as possible, leaving something that's easy to understand and is never overwhelming. Enter Metal Gear Solid. I was just thinking, would the Metal Gear games benefit from this approach as well? Or would they merely appear shallow and even sillier? Is the story to Metal Gear gripping simply because of its long-winded cinematics?

When it came out, attention was divided almost evenly at my school between Metal Gear Solid and Ocarina of Time, yet if you try to play them now, I would personally say that MGS is the only playable one of the two (the textures and the controller alone are enough to make me recoil in terror from Ocarina). I get sucked into the story every time and I get a meloncholy, yet triumphant feeling when I hear "The Best Is Yet To Come" at the end (the Otacon ending is my favorite, by the way).

But even I get tired of the epic codec conversations (I'm sure there are TONS of people who skip them). I suppose the Metal Gear team could leave the cinematics as they are and simply try to abbreviate and recapitulate the codec conversations. That would make the games better. Of this, I'm certain.

There's the rumor that Metal Gear Solid 4's cutscenes sometimes exceed 90 minutes. That's absurd, of course -- and if they don't let you pause and resume them, it's fucking criminal. Still, I am cautiously excited for MGS4. On one hand, the Solids have never disappointed me before and I've always gone into those with somewhat low expectations. Yet, I feel hesitant because I'm sure there's going to be an even better version of the game a year from now. I wisely held off on buying MGS2 and MGS3 so I could get the Substance and Subsistence versions. So what's next? Despite being a Japanese company, I hope Konami is wise enough to make any further enhancements to MGS4 downloadable content.

Also, what's the deal with Hideo Kojima saying that this is his last Metal Gear? (He's been saying this since Metal Gear Solid 2, for those not keeping track.) I'd like to see some specifics on this and read the actual quote. If he says it's the last Metal Gear Solid, I would believe that. So the Solid series ends. I wouldn't put that past him to be sneaky with the specifics like that. For all I know, after this we'll have a new Metal Gear series for consoles starring Raiden. Still, I'm sure he'd love to branch out and do something different while he possibly hands the Metal Gear reigns over to someone else.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

It's Electric

Via Joystiq, a comparison of how much your game consoles, televisions, computers, etc. will consume weekly/monthly/yearly. Interesting. Disturbing.

I don't get how things still consume energy when they're not on though. Must have something to do with powering those stupid "off" lights. Thanks a lot PS2 and Xbox 360 power supply, I've got to put electrical tape over you so I can sleep at night.

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Capsule Computer

Capcom is famous for reiterating games to death, yes? That said, when I saw links to "Bionic Commando Multiplayer" videos, I was a bit excited. However, that excitement quickly dissipated when I learned it was for the new 3D Bionic Commando and not the remake of the original game. I'll be blunt: I have zero interest in the "current gen" version. I only want Bionic Commando: Rearmed. You can keep your dreadlocks, thank you very much.

That brings me to another of Capcom's upcoming games: Street Fighter IV. I dearly wanted it to happen, but not like this. Here are just a few reasons:
A) Rufus is perhaps the ugliest/stupidest character design to exist in any medium
B) I greatly dislike the art style in general
C) I want it to look like King of Fighters XII, dammit. That game looks gorgeous!

So can you guess what I'm excited about instead? If you said Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix, you'd be correct! And if you said it's because if the game is successful, there's a chance they could remake Street Fighter Alpha 3 in HD as well (my favorite fighting game of all time), you'd be doubly correct! So bring on Alpha 3 and Third Strike in HD with working netcode, please.

OK, so I haven't even played Bionic Commando (does this thing have a subtitle to differentiate it?) or Street Fighter IV. But admit it! If you had the choice of Capcom doing Mega Man X9 or having them remake Mega Man 2 and 3 in HD, you know you'd take the latter in a heartbeat.

So what new games would I like to see Capcom do? Mega Man Legends 3 and Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 are the only ones I can think of. Sad, isn't it? Just sequels. But that's what Capcom does.

But this idea of remaking games in glorious HD doesn't have to apply to just Capcom. As much as Square Enix and Nintendo have re-milked their franchises, I'd love to see some of my favorite games in HD. Super Mario 3 HD? Sold! Dragon Quest VI HD? Sold! Chrono Trigger HD? Sold!

I suspect the reason for this is that playing even just PS2 games on an HDTV is repulsive, but really it's because great games are always great. Who knows with sequels.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Toasty Frog Agrees

In what will hopefully be the last I speak of Grand Theft Auto IV until the DLC comes out, Jeremy Parish reiterates my opinion of the game in his GameSpite blog:

"I'm finding myself struggling to like Grand Theft Auto IV. It feels as though Rockstar decided to take away all the things I enjoyed about the PS2 titles while amplifying everything I detested, apparently in the name of "realism." The free-form taxi/ambulance/pizza delivery missions I always used as a tool for orientating myself within each new city? Gone! (Well, not completely gone: Just hidden away behind a few compulsory stories missions and an unreliable dispatcher who turns me down two times out of three.) The effortless, arcade-like auto controls? Destroyed by an ill-fitting physics engine. The freedom to just play and enjoy exploring? Thwarted by chatty, needy NPCs who constantly call and penalize you if you don't drop everything you're doing to go play pool with them. In other words... they've played down everything that makes GTA GTA in my book while emphasizing all the crap that makes me not want to play other games of this ilk. Don't even get me started on how long I'll have to play to get out of the boring Brooklyn/Queens areas and into the juicy Manhattan sections. Well done, Rockstar."

I guess it feels good to have my opinion validated by someone I admire, because, basically, it's just like patting myself on the back. Hooray for me.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Brilliant!

This has got to be one of the most ludicrous segments I've seen on Top Gear. The challenge is to take any car and make it into a stretch limousine. Doesn't sound too interesting? Just trust me and stick around for part two when the vehicles are unveiled.