Tuesday, October 28, 2008

The Return of Killian Darkwater

After flirting with Fable 2, the day of Fallout 3 is upon us, so don't expect me to write much for a while. After work, I'm bringing my collector's edition home, and I'm going to ravage it. Or, rather, I'm hoping to be ravaged by it. As the old John Donne poem goes:
Batter my heart, three-person'd God; for you
As yet but knock; breathe, shine, and seek to mend;
That I may rise, and stand, o'erthrow me, and bend
Your force, to break, blow, burn, and make me new.
I, like an usurp'd town, to another due,
Labour to admit you, but O, to no end.
Reason, your viceroy in me, me should defend,
But is captived, and proves weak or untrue.
Yet dearly I love you, and would be loved fain,
But am betroth'd unto your enemy;
Divorce me, untie, or break that knot again,
Take me to you, imprison me, for I,
Except you enthrall me, never shall be free,
Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.
Kinky, no?

But before I get to the whole business of ignoring everyone and everything, I'd thought that I'd offer some brief thoughts on Fable 2. First, it is a fine game. Not utterly life-consuming, as it lacks a lot of detail and depth that I would require from it. So, it's Oblivion "super lite edition" within a Zelda framework.

I hate that I picked a female character, however, because by pumping up the ability that increases melee damage, I am now buffer than the Hulk -- it's utterly disgusting! I also hate how everything effects your appearance, and none if it is for the good. Seriously, none of it makes you look cool or pretty. I have these ugly, glowing blue veins all over my body and a giant birthmark that I guess is a tattoo, plus almost all food except celery makes you obese. Also, there's no armor in the game! Only clothing, which is lame.

That aside, combat is fair. It's not truly "one button combat" (X is melee, Y is ranged, B is magic), but it's nice and easy without feeling super-mashy. I've already figured out what are the most powerful attacks, but I'm not bored with it yet. It's not "reactive" like it was said to be in previews -- and in fact, animations look fairly rote -- but it's a fine system that does its job.

I just wish there was more to do and more places to go. Doing the same quests over and over again is starting to wear thin, and having everyone in town love you is bloody annoying (I would set them all on fire if I weren't a good character). The game definitely needs a large dose of new weapon and clothing types (as well as armor!), as the few selections you have can be found everywhere. It could also use a crafting system or something similar to give your weapons a real feeling of customization (the current system is very bland and seems to hurt more than help).

So, Fable 2. Good, not great. If if were more epic and had more depth, I'd love it. As it is, it feels a bit like an "Act 1" to a greater adventure. Still, it has some good ideas and a fairly polished execution, so it's something you might want to try. Lets just hope there's an expansion pack or something to flesh it out more.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Nobody knows what that even means

As per usual, Penny Arcade is right on regarding the LittleBigPlanet recall.

Sports!

1UP has an article on retailers that are going to carry the KORG DS-10 Synthesizer. Unfortunately, it's a very small amount. However, Amazon will carry it. The only problem is that I don't have money right now, and by the time I do, it'll probably be all sold out, never to return (just like Tetris DS). But hey, if you've got $40, then on November 4th you could potentially rock as hard as these guys:


Also, for comedy purposes, you can subscribe to an rss feed of Is xkcd shitty today?

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Dave Coulier was in Tears for Fears

Another literal music video from the '80s. This time it's Tears for Fears "Head Over Heals."


I wonder what's next? Karma Chameleon?

Man, if I was built like Will Ferrell, I could go as Janet Reno to a Halloween party... 'Cause that's what the world needs: more of the Knack and more dancing. Does anyone even remember what I'm talking about? I guess it's sad when some politicians go away. Just think of how different the world would have been if Bob Dole was elected president. Would Norm McDonald have a more successful career? Well, I guess it didn't really work for Darrel Hammond. Anyway... Why can't I find clips of Canteen Boy anywhere on the internet? My shirt's not gonna fall off on its own!

Edit: Nevermind.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

You're doing it wrong!

Frustrated with poor download speeds and the slow speed of streaming video content from my computer, I decided to try and set up my wireless network on my PS3 again. Lo and behold, it actually fixed a lot of problems I've been having with my PS3!

Perhaps it has something do with the firmware? When you first get the PS3, you don't have the latest firmware, so perhaps something's been fixed since then (although you'd expect the MGS4 bundle to be pretty up-to-date).

[You can download PS3 firmware to a USB drive by the way.]

Now fast forwarding through video content from my PC is almost up-to-snuff with the speed I get out of my 360 using TVersity and Revision3 shows now work perfectly. The only thing that's still slow is the square button, which makes chapters in minute+ increments for you.

I'll have to test downloading content from the PlayStation Store to see if all of my problems are truly alleviated, however. Downloading the Resistance 2 beta would have been a good test, but I already suffered with getting that through my old settings.

Edit: My problems are back and it's still as shitty as ever. I'm getting 100% signal and my 360 is still way faster. This makes no sense! Plus BD-Live still refuses to work even though I can access the PlayStation Store and play games online. NO SENSE!

Blu-ray Bargains

Blu-ray.com has a list of bargain priced movies through Amazon. Beerfest, The Road Warrior, and A Clockwork Orange for $14 each is fairly good. Bad Santa, Training Day, Big Fish, Blazing Saddles, Blood Diamond, The Corpse Bride, and Batman Begins are $18 each. You can also get all three seasons of Weeds for $65 -- that's what I'd expect to pay for the first two seasons on DVD alone!

In the spirit of the season, you can also find the original Halloween for $13 as well as Dawn of the Dead (original), Day of the Dead, and Evil Dead II. Not my cup of tea, but maybe it's yours...

Not amazing deals, really, but it beats the $25 standard that I seem to see elsewhere.

Also via Blu-ray.com, Roger Ebert claims that the movie Baraka is "the reason to acquire a Blu-ray player." I have no idea what it's about, but looking at the screenshots, it looks to be some sort of nature/Asian culture movie.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Metaphor-Free Radio

What if musical lyrics skipped the metaphors and just went straight to the point?

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Incredible Hulk Blu-ray impressions

Watched The Incredible Hulk last night. From the intro, I thought it was going to be amazing. I was really into it until the government tracked Banner down and then he Hulked Out™. It was really interesting and then it started to become a movie I wasn't too interested in seeing. That said, I think some aspects of it were better than Iron Man. And from someone who hates Liv Tyler (Have you seen the Lord of the Rings? She's terrible!), she was tolerable enough for a static character.

Also, the villain was tremendously lame and had no real motivation. I think a wise man once said "Don't make action happen -- let it happen." And then the villain that's hinted at near the end is probably going to be worse, especially if they keep the same actor.

That said, I thought PS3s could utilize BD-Live? How come I can't access any of the features then? Is it because the movie isn't officially "out" yet? It just shows a four-step process to set it up over and over (which is completely useless, by the way). Is BD-Live not allowed with a wireless connection? Only Ethernet? I Googled the problem, and I tried two suggestions and neither worked. I'm sure the extra material isn't something I'd want to see, but I'd still like access to it. That's a pretty fucking lame problem if you can't use BD-Live with a wireless connection.

I did upgrade to the 2.5 firmware last night though. I re-tested TVersity with it, and now fast forwarding/rewinding video is more usable. Still not perfectly smooth, but it's getting there. I don't think they added an option to skip a great deal ahead in a video like in my last blog post though. Skipping 10% ahead with the 360 is super useful. Also, I hate that I have to press cancel at the end of every video so it goes back to the video select menu. That should be automatic by now, dammit! Plus, Revision3 content still does not work.

Monday, October 13, 2008

A lull in the festivities

I recently handed off my copy of Tales of Vesperia to my friend Sean so that he could borrow it. I believe 120+ hours was enough (although I enjoyed it very much). However, now I've nothing to do until Fable 2, Little Big Planet, and Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia come out in a week... And even then, I'll have to wait until Friday to get my check. One of those games should have came out this week... (I'm looking at you Fable 2!)

I'm also kind of desperate to utilize my PlayStation 3 again for something other than video. I've experimented a bit more with using it with TVersity, but for the most part, I think the Xbox 360 is still better at handling videos from my computer.

For one, all of the Revision3 shows stutter terribly when played on my PS3, but work perfectly fine on my 360. The PS3 has been able to play only one or two files that the 360 hasn't been able to, however.

Also, the PS3 lacks functionality similar to the L1 and R1 buttons on the 360 controller that let you skip ahead in the video. The normal fast forwarding function on the PS3 is very slow and inaccurate with videos from my computer, whereas on the 360, they're perfectly smooth. The news I saw on JoyStiq today about a 2.5 firmware upgrade seemed to have suggested that this feature was coming though. (Sony's still playing catch-up, unfortunately...)

On to demos and whatnot, I played the demo for Mega Man 9 last week. There's nothing really positive to say about that. It's a trend I don't support -- it seems a bit like a ROM hack made by sadists. And I, for one, don't appreciate the difficulty level because not one bit of it was fun for me. I'll stick with Mega Man 2, 3, and 7 thanks.

I played the demo for BioShock and it's the same demo from the 360 version. Granted, it made me realize how much I still love that game, but I'm definitely not going to buy it again.

The demo for Valkyria Chronicles was interesting and kind of fun, but I think that's something that I would have probably loved back in the PS1 era... Now it's not really something I'd seek out.

As for other PS3 games... It still seems that Metal Gear Solid 4, Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction, and Uncharted: Drake's Fortune are still the only disc-based games worth playing.

Now, on to Tokyo Game Show!

I'm completely over Halo 3, so Recon doesn't interest me in the slightest. The multiplayer for Halo 3 is still fair, but the singleplayer campaign is embarassingly bad. I can't believe that people actually care about the story for that series... What a bunch of nerds! (I say this with irony, of course.)

Thanks to TGS, I'm now pretty certain that Square Enix either hates its fans or that Final Fantasy XIII is in a shitload of trouble. Another slightly tweaked trailer? The fact that Square probably won't be able to deliver more than one of it's flagship titles this hardware cycle is worrisome. The NES, SNES and PS1 each had three Final Fantasies to their name and the PS2 has two (Final Fantasy XI doesn't count). Now we're apparently down to one every four to six years? Then again, once they supposedly get this one out the door, the next should be easier, yes? And hey, if it's that Final Fantasy VII remake that everyone wants, then that'd make things easier still!

Even though Star Ocean: Till the End of Time's ending pissed me off something terribly, I still don't want to give up on the series. I do look forward to Star Ocean: The Last Hope as well as White Knight Chronicles, but the Japanese RPG doesn't have as much sway as it once did -- and I don't say this just for myself, I believe a lot of people would share my sentiments. Maybe we all just wish that eastern developers would try and take a few evolutionary steps forward. Maybe we're all tired of the sickeningly cute anime characters. Maybe we're all tired of the same few plots. Or maybe we all just don't have quite the same amount of time anymore (although my 120+ hours with Tales of Vesperia would contest that).

Other than that, I couldn't really tell you what else came out of Tokyo Game Show -- it seems like all the same stuff over and over again (I guess we can all thank/blame the anime pederasts out there for that). I suppose it's nice that this kind of stuff is still out there, but I'd like for Japan to be able to "wow" me again. I'm sure it's hard to amass the needed capitol to push out triple-A RPGs like we where used to a generation or two ago, and that's unfortunate.

Well, at least I have Chrono Trigger on the DS to look forward to...

Saturday, October 11, 2008

By any chance did you see Battlestar Galactica last night?

Did you also see the funniest moment on this week's episode of the Office? Also, because it was insisted to me that these particular clips of the BBC version of the Office needed to be on my blog:



Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Take On Me: The Literal Version

It's things like this that make me love everybody. a-ha: international champions of peace and love? Perhaps...

Every fruit that ripens has exactly just three parts

A new mix. Feeling sad again and what not. The José González song is the impetus for this, and I wish I could have found more songs like it for the mix, but I think it works. At many points, there were going to be Elliott Smith songs, but I had used Angel in the Snow before and I couldn't find a good version of the original Miss Misery. Then the playlist was going to be almost completely different when I wanted to use songs that reminded me of someone. Exciting stuff, I know.

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  1. José González - Heartbeats
  2. Psapp - Sad Song
  3. Matty Pop Chart - Thailand
  4. The Maccabees - Toothpaste Kisses
  5. Lykke Li - Dance Dance Dance
  6. Neutral Milk Hotel - Naomi
  7. The Smashing Pumpkins - Rotten Apples
  8. The Zombies - The Way I Feel Inside

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Artistry

Look at these screenshots of the Sleeping Beauty Blu-ray release:


The backgrounds in those screenshots are just gorgeous! Unfortunately, I don't think my store got the Blu-ray release of this, just the DVD version. I'm also wondering why the very recent release of The Sword in the Stone is still in a 4:3 aspect ratio, even though it was originally in 1.37:1 [Edit: In the comments, my friend Robbie set me straight on this]. Hopefully Sleeping Beauty is setting a precedent for future Disney re-releases. (On a mildly unrelated note: FUCK the Disney Vault!)

My store didn't get Beetlejuice or Young Frankenstein on Blu-ray either... Oh, well. I wouldn't have had time to watch them anyway. I didn't have time to watch Don't Mess with the Zohan or The Happening either, but those are films I didn't really care to see anyway.

Also, I found Jenna Fischer in a screenshot for the 40 Year Old Virgin Blu-ray release (look on the extreme left).

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The bird that thinks it can fly

I've finished season one of Flight of the Conchords, and I can say that it grew on me more. I still don't know about "love", but for people that like dry dialogue in situations where characters don't realize what they're really saying, it is recommended. And really, I think that's still the best part of the show.

(Also, does anyone else think that Bret McKenzie looks like he could be Dan Trachtenberg's brother?)

So after I finished that, I started watching Penn & Teller: Bullshit! again. I think you have to admire that they admit that they're "biased as fuck" -- which is not to say that I disagree with them (most of the time). For those that would like a sane, yet libertarian view on issues (if that's a bad thing to you), it's an excellent show. Also, fuck PETA.


So now is the time of year that movies that you actually want to see are coming out on DVD. And since it's the season, I would like to say that Iron Man is just okay -- although it has to be said that I saw the Dark Knight first. Next week is a bit dry, however. I've got Don't Mess with the Zohan and the Happening lying around, but I'm not entirely sure if I want to see either. While I can't see Zohan being worse than Mr. Deeds and the Happening being worse than Lady in the Water, I'm still not in the least enthused to see either.

On the point of movies on DVD/Blu-ray, I would like to say that I want this very much. And this.


On the subject of games, I'm still infatuated with Tales of Vesperia. I mean, I got the achievement for playing the thing for 100 hours! That should say everything that needs to be said about that. I do wish that Fable 2 came out a bit earlier since I'm not sure if I can finish it before Fallout 3 comes out the week after that. And I'm sure that Little Big Planet and Castlevania: Order of Ecclasia will be lost to the tides of Fallout as well.


And finally, on the subject of school: Why the fuck does attendance matter? It may be different elsewhere, but here, if you have more than 3 unexcused absences, your grade will go down. Okay, so I'm paying you to attend school here, so shouldn't I be able to determine if attending class is worth my time from one day to the next? Take tomorrow: I'm ditching because the class is not in the least intellectually challenging or interesting (even though the teacher is pretty hot), and I know exactly what we'll be going over. So isn't it a waste of my time? Not to mention gas money?

C'est la vie.

Justify your block quote

As a general representation of evil, Adolph Hitler is the number one go-to guy for metaphorically applying negative karma unto those people with whom we disagree with. (And of course, Nazis are the plural.) Yes, he was a bad person, but I believe that he is overused as a representation of evil. Instead, I propose that we use Rene Descartes as the new jumping-off point.

Yes, he is nowhere near as evil as Hitler (and yes, "evil" is too strong a word for Descartes), but I think that for most examples, we don't need something filled with quite so much hyperbole. So, think of Descartes as a modicum of terrible that we can use in day-to-day comparisons.

Now, I'm sure you're thinking to yourself "Why Descartes? Who the fuck is he?"

Descartes was a French philosopher who was most famous for "I think, therefore I am." Nothing wrong with that -- it's a wonderful sentiment. Instead, what I have a problem with is his idea that animals don't have souls. Now, that's something that can be debated, but here's the gruesome bit: Descartes was reported to have kicked his dog every so often so that he could "hear the machine squeak." His argument (as I understand it) was that animals don't have emotions; they know only basic operations and that anything else (such as affection) is human rationalization for their actions.

It's a very elementary story that most students of philosophy know. Maybe I'm coming off as a hippy, but think about taking the general sentiment and applying it elsewhere. It is a statement that those unlike you are lesser for it. So let's go back to Hitler. Jews are lesser beings, so it is okay to torture and kill them, etc. Now apply it to a more modern sentiment that homosexuals are lesser because of their personal practices.

Now, let's finish off this little trek into bullshit (that's not entirely meant to be taken seriously) with another section from Milan Kundera's The Unbearable Lightness of Being:
Another image also comes to mind: Nietzsche leaving his hotel in Turin. Seeing a horse and a coachman beating it with a whip, Nietzsche went up to the horse and, before the coachman's very eyes, put his arms around the horse's neck and burst into tears.

That took place in 1889, when Nietzsche, too, had removed himself from the world of people. In other words, it was at the time when his mental illness had just erupted. But for that very reason I feel his gesture has broad implications: Nietzsche was trying to apologize to the horse for Descartes. His lunacy (that is, his final break from mankind) began at the very moment he burst into tears over the horse.

And that is the Nietzsche I love, just as I love Tereza with the mortally ill dog resting his head in her lap. I see them one next to the other: both stepping down from the road along which mankind, "the master and proprietor of nature," marches onward.
There are several other ideas floating around there as well, such as Kundera's concept of the Grand March and man being administrator (instead of master) to all he surveys. But those are neither here nor there...

Now that I've established myself as pretentious idiot, on with the buffoonery!