What Radiohead and Nine Inch Nails did for music these past few years? Child's play, sirs! Allow me to introduce to you Josh Freese. Sure you can pay $7 to get a digital download version of Josh's new album or pay a little more for the physical copy, but then we start getting into some interesting options. Allow me to demonstrate.
For $250, you get a signed CD/DVD and digital download, T-shirt, signed drum head and drumsticks, and a lunch date with Josh to P.F. Chang's or The Cheesecake Factory.
For $1000, you get a signed CD/DVD and digital download, T-shirt, signed cymbal, drum head and drumsticks, Josh washes your car OR does your laundry....or you can wash his car. You also get to have dinner with Josh aboard the "Queen Mary" in Long Beach, CA then get drunk and cut each other's hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on YouTube of course).
And for the big papa price of $75,000 (limited edition of 1), you get a signed CD/DVD and digital download, T-shirt, go on tour with Josh for a few days, have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story, take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.), take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborghini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while, Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.... or if you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm), take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here), if you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks, take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterward and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
Amazing!
For $250, you get a signed CD/DVD and digital download, T-shirt, signed drum head and drumsticks, and a lunch date with Josh to P.F. Chang's or The Cheesecake Factory.
For $1000, you get a signed CD/DVD and digital download, T-shirt, signed cymbal, drum head and drumsticks, Josh washes your car OR does your laundry....or you can wash his car. You also get to have dinner with Josh aboard the "Queen Mary" in Long Beach, CA then get drunk and cut each other's hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on YouTube of course).
And for the big papa price of $75,000 (limited edition of 1), you get a signed CD/DVD and digital download, T-shirt, go on tour with Josh for a few days, have Josh write, record and release a 5 song EP about you and your life story, take home any of his drumsets (only one but you can choose which one.), take shrooms and cruise Hollywood in Danny from TOOL's Lamborghini OR play quarters and then hop on the Ouija board for a while, Josh will join your band for a month...play shows, record, party with groupies, etc.... or if you don't have a band he'll be your personal assistant for a month (4 day work weeks, 10 am to 4 pm), take a limo down to Tijuana and he'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly we can't legally get into here), if you don't live in Southern California (but are a US resident) he'll come to you and be your personal assistant/cabana boy for 2 weeks, take a flying trapeze lesson with Josh and Robin from NIN, go back to Robin's place afterward and his wife will make you raw lasagna.
Amazing!
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