I had no idea that the Atari 2600 was the home of probably the smuttiest and most vile games ever made. Observe:
I was aware of Custer's Revenge, sure (it's probably the most racist and objectionable game ever created), but I had no idea that there where games about jacking off from the top of a roof and having two naked sluts drink it up. I dunno, maybe some of you just call that "Friday night", but come on (no pun intended)! Just thinking about the possibilty that some perv actually purchased these and masturbated to them... It's insane.
I got a chuckle out of Hot Coffee, sure. It was laughable seeing an unfinished CJ thrust about. Raining penises in Second Life? Also funny. The scene where the blue chick in Mass Effect practically forces herself on you? Hilarious. But the moment that games based on graphic sexual acts come back and have a market, that'll be a sad day (thankfully, Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony practically outlaw AO rated games). It'll also be the day when the only restaurant left will be Taco Bell. Just like in Demolition Man. Don't you know what the three seashells are for?
I was aware of Custer's Revenge, sure (it's probably the most racist and objectionable game ever created), but I had no idea that there where games about jacking off from the top of a roof and having two naked sluts drink it up. I dunno, maybe some of you just call that "Friday night", but come on (no pun intended)! Just thinking about the possibilty that some perv actually purchased these and masturbated to them... It's insane.
I got a chuckle out of Hot Coffee, sure. It was laughable seeing an unfinished CJ thrust about. Raining penises in Second Life? Also funny. The scene where the blue chick in Mass Effect practically forces herself on you? Hilarious. But the moment that games based on graphic sexual acts come back and have a market, that'll be a sad day (thankfully, Nintendo, Microsoft and Sony practically outlaw AO rated games). It'll also be the day when the only restaurant left will be Taco Bell. Just like in Demolition Man. Don't you know what the three seashells are for?
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