Cracked's 7 Commandments of Videogames

Cracked came up with a list of things that should be common knowledge, but for some arcane reason, they aren't. So here's a big "fuck you" to game designers, programmers, etc. that just don't get it. This has all been talked about before. In fact, I'd say that the topics they've brought up have been beaten to death. How, then, is this shit still happening? I guess we just have to keep spawning lists like this until the problems cease to exist. However, what we really need to do is translate these into Japanese and let our grievances be known to those stubborn mules across the ocean.

There's funny stuff like this which I don't mind too much though:

"Gordon, the whole world has been taken over by a race of malevolent aliens. All of humanity is depending on you. Here's a goddamned crowbar."