Check out IGN's April Fool's Day joke: Legend of Zelda The Movie. Even though it's a joke, it still gave me a terrible feeling. Please, quit making videogame movies. I'm not going to watch them, because they're all terrible. I'm also not going to watch them because they can taint blissful feelings of nostalgia.
But Hollywood won't listen and it's because the masses have terrible taste in movies -- I should know, I work for a video chain. I cringe each time some one comments that Super Hero Movie looks hilarious. (And they say that a lot -- I also hate it when they ask if we have Snow Buddies in, but that's an unrelated feeling of dread...)
I will, however, make an exception for videogame movies if they're all sweded:
But Hollywood won't listen and it's because the masses have terrible taste in movies -- I should know, I work for a video chain. I cringe each time some one comments that Super Hero Movie looks hilarious. (And they say that a lot -- I also hate it when they ask if we have Snow Buddies in, but that's an unrelated feeling of dread...)
I will, however, make an exception for videogame movies if they're all sweded:
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